The episode opens mid-call with an operator reassuring a caller that the strange feelings in their new home are not supernatural — it is simply Ohio. The next call involves terrifying scratching at doors and windows that turns out to be a hungry cat named Gigi. A third caller attempts to follow up on an insurance claim, only for the operator to realize the caller has time-jumped to 2022 before the claim-generating incident has occurred. The caller apologizes and rushes off to get candy. A brief succession of joke calls follows, including a caller asking a zombie riddle and one requesting a butt exorcism. The operator is clearly struggling to reach the end of their shift. A caller then reports a television showing unusual content — the operator determines the TV is simply too old for digital signals and has no converter box. The final substantive call describes a Zoom Halloween movie night where pizzas are teleporting between participants and a rat is repeatedly appearing on the pizzas. Exhausted, the operator dismisses it as a prank and ends their shift. They immediately reconsider, recalling that the pizza paradox has been documented elsewhere, but conclude it is someone else's problem. The episode ends with credits and links to the performers' social media and other projects.
