
Plant papers, jokes, and useful uncertainty.
The gist
Plants and Pipettes pairs informal banter with close readings of plant science research. Episodes move from eyebrow mishaps and theater tangents into quinoa defense cells, tree masting, plant genomes, microplastics, and the strange signals hidden in tree rings.
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About Plants and Pipettes
Plants and Pipettes treats molecular plant biology as both fascinating science and good conversational material. The tone is casual, sometimes chaotic, and openly amused by its own detours. That looseness is part of the design. Episodes may open with eyebrow dye, Berlin travel, Taskmaster, moorland vegetation, or a ray terrifying crabs before arriving at the paper under discussion. Once there, the show becomes notably precise. Tegan and Joram spend time with mechanisms, caveats, and study design instead of flattening research into simple takeaways. Quinoa bladder cells become a way to talk about oxalic acid, pest defense, bacterial entry points, and breeding targets. Tree masting becomes a story about pollinators, seed predators, climate signals, and why synchronized reproduction remains difficult to explain. Tree rings become evidence that some plants grow more erratically in the years before death, while still leaving room for uncertainty about cause and effect. Other episodes look at plant genome sequencing and the uneven geography of scientific production, including disparities across nations, regions, genders, and plant taxa. The interview with Kat Austen widens the frame, connecting plant research with artistic practice and microplastics experiments in contained soil systems. The show does not pretend that every study resolves a question cleanly. It is comfortable saying that a paper shows correlation, that a mechanism is still unclear, or that a proposed application has not yet been tested. That honesty gives the comedy more room to breathe. Plants and Pipettes is for listeners who want plant science with personality, not simplified classroom narration. It respects the research and still leaves space for jokes, tangents, and the occasional social media sign-off that sounds only partly planned.
Made for: For curious science listeners, plant biology students, researchers, and gardeners who enjoy detailed explanations without a formal lecture tone. It especially suits people who like research discussed with humor and visible uncertainty.
What sets it apart: The show keeps the messiness of scientific interpretation in the room: mechanisms, caveats, failed certainty, and all. Its mix of molecular plant biology, paper-by-paper discussion, and offbeat banter gives it a texture far less polished than standard science explainers.
In their own words
Tegan and Joram explore the world of molecular plant research. How to plants sense their environment? What controls their metabolism? How do they store energy? Come along to an excursion into the very cells of all green things!
Why you'd press play
Quinoa's pest-fighting bladder cells become excellent company when you like your botany with eyebrow-dye chaos.
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- plant papers translated into plain language without sanding off the experimental details
- banter that can leap from menacing eyebrows to tree mortality without losing you
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Episodes
- 1
A much larger duck, effectively a submarine
Hidden gemWater hyacinth became a global aquatic pest, prompting a 1910 proposal to import hippopotamuses into America.
Feb 5, 2024·1h 3m·2 clips - 2
Is a grape just as sweet without the colour?
The hosts catch up and introduce the podcast about plant molecular research.
Nov 17, 2023·52m - 3
The end was a little bit sad, but I liked the beginning
Hidden gem["Parsley can become toxic in its second year, with apiol and myristicin named as the compounds behind the warning, and the hosts say it was listed as poisonous plant of the year for 2023.", "A San Diego experiment on white sage, black sage, and phacelia found honeybee-pollinated seeds were poorer quality than seeds from other pollinators or manual cross-pollination, while honeybees spent about twice as long on a single plant as other insects.", "The episode then turns to a Science paper on CRISPR multiplexing in trees, where machine learning helped design three-gene strategies that reduced lignin within six months.", "Later, the hosts cover a 70-institution seed-masting study, a Trends Eco Evo comparison between ChatGPT and the New Phytologist 100-question paper, and a wood wide web meta-analysis discussed through Earth to Human."]
Aug 17, 2023·52m·4 clips - 4
Catnip could be pollinated by cats
Hidden gem["Plants and Puppets opens with manta rays, Crown-of-Thorns sea stars, and sea urchin culling as examples of underwater predation and reef damage, then warns that 20-degree water can trigger cold shock and make breathing difficult.", "Jerem and Yaron move into natural dyeing with Indigofera tinctoria, shibori, avocado-skin dye, reduced indigo, oxidation, pH, and fabric chemistry across silk, wool, linen, and cotton.", "A safflower segment on Carthamus tinctorius links yellow and red dyes to silk versus cotton behavior and traces 'red tape' to Charles V's red-string dossiers.", "The back half covers eDNA air filters, 'human genetic bycatch,' and Rose A.
Jul 21, 2023·1h 10m·4 clips - 5
I shot all my powder
Hidden gem["A V-type H+-ATPase in diatoms may explain a carbon-concentrating mechanism tied to a large share of Earth\u2019s oxygen output.", "Tegan and Joram open with Taskmaster banter, then Joram describes a free 3.5-meter pool that came with chlorine tablets, filter sand, and 12-degree water.", "Tegan\u2019s side trips include the Seven Sisters chalk cliffs, Chelsea in Bloom in London, and Agapanthus blackjack as the year\u2019s plant pick with purple-black flowers.", "The science segment moves through Daniel Yee\u2019s Current Biology paper on diatoms, a 2019 tree-ring mortality study, touch sensing in pavement cells, and amaranth\u2019s extra-chromosomal circular DNA."]
Jun 20, 2023·55m·5 clips - 6
Walk like an ant, look like a plant, be a spider
Jun 8, 2023·1h 8m - 7
Plants are big straws
May 26, 2023·51m - 8
Plants and Rats
Apr 30, 2023·1h 2m - 9
Draw Joram a picture of smart orchards, please
Mar 21, 2023·1h 2m - 10
Meow meow, meow meow meow!
Mar 6, 2023·54m - 11
Playing around with the ploidy level of plants
The hosts celebrate winning a science communication award at a molecular biology of plants conference and discuss their podcast's focus on plant research.
Feb 18, 2023·48m - 12
The broccoli-cauliflower-conundrum
Feb 6, 2023·1h 8m - 13
Bishop’s balls
Oct 7, 2022·50m - 14
Party of Pokers
Oct 5, 2022·55m - 15
Turn humans into moss
Sep 24, 2022·1h 7m - 16
We are mosses
Sep 16, 2022·1h 3m - 17
Big British Cheese 1
Sep 9, 2022·56m - 18
It’s not you, it’s us
Sep 2, 2022·49m - 19
A thirsty secret
Aug 26, 2022·1h 4m - 20
The sexy mixing
Jul 2, 2022·1h 7m - 21
Why do trees collect clocks?
Jun 26, 2022·57m - 22
Hey tree, are you my friend?
Jun 17, 2022·1h 1m - 23
Cat bartering market
Jun 3, 2022·59m - 24
Don’t pick the penis plants
May 20, 2022·55m - 25
Let’s find a moon tree
May 13, 2022·51m - 26
And by cats I mean dogs
May 6, 2022·1h 5m - 27
A cat gap in the resumé
Apr 29, 2022·1h 2m - 28
Eggplants and Pipettes
Apr 19, 2022·58m - 29
COWpeaMILK – it’s full of plantibodies!
Apr 9, 2022·1h - 30
WHY IS THE DOG IN THE GREENHOUSE? (and where does the bee keep his oils?)
Apr 1, 2022·1h 7m - 31
Stranger to the trees – an interview with Kat Austen
Hidden gemTegan and Joram interview DIY scientist Kat Austin about her paper on microplastics and plants.
Mar 25, 2022·1h 5m·2 clips - 32
(Stop) trying to make photoaerogens happen, it’s not going to happen
Mar 11, 2022·1h 20m - 33
Dinosaurs in car parks
Feb 26, 2022·54m - 34
Giggle Peas
Tegan and Joram discuss plant science and a tangential connection to Wuthering Heights.
Feb 18, 2022·1h 12m - 35
Neptune (fountain architect)
Feb 14, 2022·58m - 36
Some rings attached to some bits
Feb 11, 2022·58m - 37
The abominable mystery of Wolverine’s claws
Jan 28, 2022·1h 6m - 38
Plants and Mycelium – how plants and fungi work together
Jan 22, 2022·1h 16m - 39
Angiosperm Terrestrial Revolution (band) – All Flesh Tomato, Oxygen Generating Archaea, Biophony
Jan 14, 2022·1h 9m - 40
Day 24 – Merry Christmas
Dec 24, 2021·2m - 41
Day 23 – Baby, it's cold outside
Dec 23, 2021·10m - 42
Day 22 – the Christmas rose
Dec 22, 2021·6m - 43
Day 21 – Bye, Bye Bitterness
Dec 21, 2021·8m - 44
Day 20 – CRISPR poinsettias
Dec 20, 2021·9m - 45
Day 19 – Pine Cooler
Dec 19, 2021·7m - 46
Day 18 – Brits and Brussel Sprouts
Dec 18, 2021·11m - 47
Day 17 – The Yule Cat
Dec 17, 2021·8m - 48
Day 16 – A microscopic Bauble
Dec 16, 2021·10m - 49
Day 15 – A merry Christmas Cushion
Dec 15, 2021·7m